Thursday, March 12, 2009
Nothing much happening so far today. Bernard Madoff goes to court, which should be fun.
So I'll just steal three lines from Andrew Tobias, who is quoting Mitch Hedberg:
· One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera!"
· The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
· I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."