Pakistan Tries Something New in War on Al Qaeda

My mother likes to turn on Closed Captioning when she watches something on the television.

She's a little hard of hearing, but I suspect the real reason she does it is for the unintended comedy provided by the person doing the transcription. She passes on the best examples.

The latest: Did you know that Pakistan plans "a tax on Al Qaeda"? Now there's something nobody's ever thought of doing before! Maybe it'll work, who knows?