We Got Standards Here!

Sempringham is a high-class joint.

Too high class to post a video of Sarah Palin in the 1984 Miss Alaska swimsuit competition. You have to go to YouTube for that kind of low-class stuff.

And too high-class to post a hilarious video of a get-out-the-vote campaign if it contains vulgarity. You'll have to leave Sempringham if you want to watch vulgar videos.

I just wanted you to know that.

Update: The Sarah Palin video is no longer available, it says, because of copyright claims of Splash News, whoever they are. It's just as well. Beauty pageants objectify women, and I am told that is a bad thing.

Second update: It's now available here.