Saturday, April 07, 2018

Best Tweet of the Week

"Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself."

-- Jac Rayner @GirlFromBlupo

Who also says that her "opinions [are] those of the the last person I spoke to who was quite persuasive."

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