Reince Priebus's Christmas message:
Merry Christmas to all! Over two millennia ago, a new hope was born into the world, a Savior who would offer the promise of salvation to all mankind. Just as the three wise men did on that night, this Christmas heralds a time to celebrate the good news of a new King. We hope Americans celebrating Christmas today will enjoy a day of festivities and a renewed closeness with family and friends.
Hat tip to Daniel W. Drezner, who apparently actually reads Reince Priebus's Christmas messages.
UPDATE: The RNC is offended that anyone read Priebus's Christmas message as referring to Trump.